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shamebats:

Monster/monster slayer romance but it’s the monster who just wants to hug and kiss the slayer and the slayer is the one who constantly has to hold themselves back from tearing the monster into pieces, and they’re both insanely repressed about it. I am LIVING

byelacey:
“ crack open a boy with the cold ones 🩸
”

crack open a boy with the cold ones 🩸

luxmanning:

withfangs-deactivated20230107:

bites u but i have abandonment issues so i never let go and am now a permanent ornament to your person

male anglerfish in the abyss

strawberryrosewood:

strawberryrosewood:

strawberryrosewood:

strawberryrosewood:

strawberryrosewood:

she skyward on my sword til i skyward strike

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look at my glop poats boy

POSTS.

FLOP

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YOU ARE ALL SOFUCKING MEAN TO ME

programmerhumour:
“Someone try this
”

Someone try this

malewifenandor:

as a writer, my honest guess is that the wwdits showrunners were like “we wanna slowburn nandermo to draw out the tension, but a gay slowburn from one side looks like queerbaiting to an audience that has been relentlessly gaslit for decades, so we’re gonna compensate by making every other aspect of the show as gay as possible” and now laszlo gets to have gay sex once per episode. good for him

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS — 4.04 “The Night Market”

dinkypoo:

So it’s official. Guillermo met nandor at a Panera bread , felt a burning in his heart and goosebumps on his body and really REALLY misinterpreted the reason why